Premier League
Devilishly Seagulls
The Gulls
In their inaugural season as LuvGlazrs, the team soared to a 20-10 record, racking up 60 points and finishing as runners-up. It was a dream debut, with above-average offensive prowess at 36.07 PPG. The supporters were ecstatic, but the success masked internal strife that would soon come to a head — by season's end the club had rebranded as the Devilishly Seagulls.
The 2023 season was a stark contrast. Under new, reclusive ownership, the club struggled to maintain its form, finishing 15-22-1 for 46 points and 9th place. The lack of communication and failure to adapt left supporters puzzled and concerned about the club's direction.
The BGulls' season was chaos with a top-four finish attached to it. Streaky, strange, emotional, and at times held together by what the owner called “luck or guile,” they were ninth after Gameweek 7 before rediscovering the spirit of their inaugural second-place finish. A painful loss to Trey Burton Ernie knocked them out of the top four late, a win over Bramley dragged them back in, and a final-day win over NELA delivered the prize on Solanke's late goal. Not dominance — resilience.
Devilishly Seagulls spent the first half of 25-26 looking lost and the second half trying to burn the league down on their way out. Stuck near the bottom early, they found life with a dramatic one-point win over Santa Monica in Gameweek 18, then pulled off the upset of the season beating league-leading SHRKFRS in Gameweek 19. A five-game winning streak down the stretch — beating Elgin, Andover, Bramley, and NELA — kept the dream technically alive until West Adams smashed them with a rotated side on the final day. Seventh place doesn't capture how dangerous the BGulls became late. That danger showed up fully in the inaugural Monster Energy Mango Loco Cup, where the Gulls knocked out SM Bulls and top-seeded Bramley on their way to the final, before falling just short of the trophy against Osborn.
The Seagulls are the league's chaos agents: sometimes brilliant, sometimes adrift, always capable of distorting someone else's season. All-time they sit at 76-66-2, 230 league points, two top-four finishes, and 37.07 PPG. They're excellent against Andover, Elgin, NELA, Santa Monica, West Adams, and Joe Lewis — but Bramley, Chickn Tikka MoSalah, Osborn, Sharks, and especially Trey Burton Ernie remain problem areas. The road ahead is finding a stable identity without losing the danger.